You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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