She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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