Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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