Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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