That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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