Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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