sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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