This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
There r osticjed everywhere
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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