omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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