I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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