# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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