Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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