In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
my poor anus
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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