69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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