i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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