I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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