What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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