we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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