adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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