i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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