If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
