i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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