I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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