They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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