No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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