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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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