google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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