and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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