I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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