Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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