Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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