Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We're too hungover to prance.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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