accomplished twins. life is a go
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.