i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.