accomplished twins. life is a go
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
