Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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