wanna go halves on a baby?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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