he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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