I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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