Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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