Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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