all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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