I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
vagina is talking i cant
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
