How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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