Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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