you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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