you guys were way drunker than both of me
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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