He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
im holly from the hills drunk
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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