Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars

(910): View more from North Carolina

IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just found puke in my bra..

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(702): View more from Nevada

It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.

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(435): View more from Utah

I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.

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(949): View more from California

Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.

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