Nicole vs. Life
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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