Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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