guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I'm like, not good at living.
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I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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