I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Shame - the story of my life.
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