Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She needs sedatives and a leash
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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