Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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